78, 45, 33 and a third
these are the current ages of their respective users
the older you are the higher resolution your childhood was in
The French call what the Americans call a grape:
a raisin
what the Americans call a raisin:
a dry raisin
what the Americans call a bunch of grapes:
a grape
An European mummy is called a bog body
they were tossed into the bog after they were killed
now they're fucking mummies
The Bog Bodies submitted but didn't make the cut
that means that they will not be featured on the gold record
affixed to the side of a huge record-player-slash-space-probe
that means that they will not be representing humanity
nope, no Grammy for mummy
After the show the Bodies slouched on the couches in the studio
they half-played their guitars
something seemed odd
the show had been a dud
they were playing for a bunch of stiffs
the band was dead
